Rustic cabins make for a truly memorable vacation. Wow, those are some huge coyotes roaming around here. And why the hell are all the windows bulletproof glass? And why is there a cabinet with enough guns to fight a small war in the living room?
Something seems off...
Moonstone Image: By Didier Descouens - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=7642744