Only family can screw up your party planning this badly. At least we get to go to Rome for a bit, right? Should be nice, right? Please tell me I'm right.
Sapphire Image: By Chip Clark, Smithsonian staff - Museum of Natural History, Smithsonian Institution, Image Number: 95-40288 Catalog Number: G3703 and Gem Gallery, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=17325598